My wife just bought me Gunny's paperback for my birthday

Which was nice.

It turns out though that the owner of the bookshop she got it from is a scummer.

What she should really have done then was ordered the book for £7.99, take the book on account once it had been delivered, declare herself bankrupt and pay him 40p for it.

Posted By: Mighty Boosh, Jun 7, 13:22:14