Belter.

Holy Moly: "A senior member of the Ministry of Sound was invited to a 'bad taste' fancy dress party recently. Taste is somewhat subjective, but perhaps we could all agree that dressing like Liberace or a seventies disco dancer is along the accepted guidelines.

Unfortunately, the MOS man and his witless sidekick got the completely wrong end of the stick and, to the host's horror, the pair turned up at the door in matching Manchester United shirts and blonde wigs, announcing, "We're Holly and Jessica!"

They were told to f**k off sharpish before some of the more handy people inside learned of their stupidity and took the recreation a step further."

Ooooof.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 1, 14:06:43