My leaving present from work, was expecting some nice cuff-links,

no, a litre of whiskey and a litre of vodka.

Posted By: tudders, May 31, 12:55:25

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Drink them both and you'll think the present was magic
Posted By: Steve in Holland, May 31, 13:37:45
Torch the place with the vodka
Posted By: pants, May 31, 13:33:03
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Plant some cress up your boss's skirt, wet her up and don't tell her.
Posted By: malkybarkid, May 31, 12:58:58
Do a shit in a tupperware and leave it in the work freezer labeled "Fudge".
Posted By: Arizona Bay, May 31, 12:56:38
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had you sussed then. What happens now job-wise?
Posted By: malkybarkid, May 31, 12:56:06

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