Yesterday I was forced to scrap my third car in five months. It's a long story and I shan't bore you with it: nevertheless, f**k f**k f**k.
However, on a brighter note: on Satdy I left my wallet in a busy newsagent for 25 minutes before returning, in a panic, to find it lying unmolested on the lottery stand. In RHYL.
So I guess Lady Lu*k knows when to give a bloke a break.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, May 30, 18:06:33
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