A bit like general bouncer attitude?

kick the s**t out of people, then when the police turn up with a victim, point to their faces and claim they were started on and "look, he cut my face". note, Victim will usually be about 5ft 7 and weigh about 8 stone

Police "are there camera's in here?"

Bouncer or landlord "oh, they haven't been working the last couple of days, tell him to come back tomorrow and he can have a free pint"

Posted By: pants, May 30, 09:46:27