I was in the butchers, and said "have you got any bacon?" he said "lean back?"

I said "no, smoke middle, it's what my wife's put on the list"

Posted By: pants, May 23, 13:45:41

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I went into the newsagents and said " You had two in the window yesterday"
Posted By: malkybarkid, May 23, 13:47:15
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If a pig jumps over a fence & gets stuck on the post is that how they make gammon stake.
Posted By: lovely old job, May 23, 13:47:07

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