Doctors by and large won't tell him anything he doesn't already know

A dead leg is basically a deep muscle bruise. I would suggest:

Apply heat treatment for 10-15 minute intervals.

Get a scantily-clab nubile young lass to give it regular, GENTLE massage with wintergreen or linament*.

Take some ibuprofen.

* May cause swelling in unrelated areas. Do not be alarmed.

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Jul 12, 18:28:05