The story goes - Mum gave birth to me at home Dad came home drunk just as I plopped out,

the midwife said to my Dad ''hello you missed all the action'' she then handed me to Dad. Dad said ''lovely old job'' the midwife said what a lovely name. Mum said yes it is actually & it stuck.

I have a sister called Fillum
A sister called Budgens
A brother called blast you bor

Posted By: lovely old job, May 16, 13:45:07