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Place a mouse near your Mum's hair to prevent her going mad

Do some cardboard under a rug to stop clowns in the tele.

Should you live on a terraced street where the loft spaces have no party walls, gingerly place 4 peas in your neighbour's loft on both sides to stop dust.

If you are lucky enough to have a six-seater dining table, don't use cushions from the lounge. This stops moisture.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 13, 16:49:08