Talking of HolyMoly - and Suggy will like this one especially

"Ping Pong, Sing Song and Mong

A mole was lunching in Ping Pong last week and just happened to be sitting quite close to Mylene Klass and Lauren Laverne, but not in a stalky way. The mole just happened to be there, officer, just sitting and watching; all friendly, like. Like a coincidence.

The door opened and the rampant ego that controls 'Dr' Neil Fox entered, shooting thumbs up and winks at all lucky enough to be in the place at the time. Hey, crazy name, crazy guy! Too busy to pause, he shot a 'hey ladies, catcha later' smile (cocking his index finger and thumb like a gun) at Mylene and Lauren before strutting away, no doubt off to do his dishwashing duties in the back.

The girls waved back and grimaced, and as soon as his back was turned both took great pleasure in giggling and waving 'V' signs at the back of his faded leather blouson. The good doctor (he isn't really one, you know, unless there's a PhD in c**tology) carried on regardless, his ludicrously huge head bobbing from side to side and searching for recognition and acceptance."

Lovely old Mylene

Posted By: BerlinCanary, Apr 7, 23:01:01