And some further Carlton Palmer-related quotes.

"Carlton can trap a ball further than I can kick it" - Ron Atkinson.

"Great player, Carlton. Covers every blade of grass on the pitch. You'd have to if your first touch was that s**t" - Dave Jones

"Is that really the best midfielder you've got?" - some Dutch scout watching England in 1993

"Fuck he's s**t" - everyone, ever

"I was doing a good job" - Carlton Palmer after getting sacked by Stockport County, despite winning 25 of 92 games, most of them in a lower league than the one he started off in

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 2, 17:31:26