My dear, I wouldn't know how to do that even if it were to be rewarded by a soapy tit w**k from Germaine Greer in a hot air balloon above the Sernegeti whislt sipping Crystal Champagne and listening to the Buggles and smoking a big fat bong.
Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 30, 10:10:11
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