There used to be a barmaid in a certain public house which I used to frequent, called

Sally.

She was a bit of a lonely thing.

There used to be a 'Mustang' trophy in the cabinet.

It was awarded to whoever out of the group of reprobate regulars had 'walked her home' of an evening.

All to the accompaniment of 'Mustang Sally' on the jukebox.

She never caught on.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 28, 16:43:35