A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they both start

drinking. Ten pints later the guy realises the giraffe is drinking him
under the table so turns to leave. Just as he does the giraffe keels
over flat on the floor pissed. The landlord shouts after him 'oi mate,
you can't leave that lying there' the man shouts back ' it's not a lion
mate, it's a giraffe'.

Posted By: pants, Mar 28, 15:48:56