I just stuck an apple in my face.

Saw a man who obviously was out to impress
Reckoned he beat Gagarin into space

He said "Hi there boys, like, I'm sorry I'm late
I was getting done up as a Mogul Thrash acetate"

Funny, but not as good as The Bastard Son of Dean Friedman, which I wholeheartedly believe to be the funniest song ever recorded.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 23, 17:43:41