Apropos of nothing, here's something very old

After a long night of making love, SCC notices a photo of a man on his lover's nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.

No silly, “She replies, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.

“No not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.

“Is it your dad or brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

“No, no, no!!!” she answers.

“Well, who in the hell is he?” he demands.

“That’s me before the surgery”

Posted By: Partial Angler, Mar 22, 15:50:10