Lets all laugh at West Sham today.........

Complied by a Spurs Fan!

To the tune of I will survive.......

At first i was afraid, i was petrified
Seeing Carlos Tevez face to face, i almost died
His face looks like a wreck
And he's got no f**king neck
and although he scored against us, he was on the losing side...

Cos we came back
From 2-0 down
We turned the cheers from the inbreds right back into frowns
They thought that they had won, they were laughing in their seats
But up popped Paul Stalteri & revenge was f**king sweet

Cos we came back
Oh yes we did
It's moments like these that make you proud to be a yid
They may have beaten us last year
And we may have shed a tear
But they'll soon be playing Barnsley, QPR & Hull, oh dear....

Cos they are s**te
They're f**king s**te
They lack passion, they lack spirit and they're really lacking fight
And they owe each other money and they're no longer mates
They pretend their nan is ill and then f**k off to the States

YOU UGLY MUG
Sorry to shout
But what the f**k is Marlon Harewood all about?
And yossi Benayoun, will have a good game soon
A when he does, make the most of it, cos he's f**king off in June

And then there's Chav!
Bowyer you chav!
Have you ever dreamt of t**tting him, i know i f**king have
You just know he's wearing burberry when he's out on the piss
And he wore 3 gold medallions whilst he was marrying his sis...

& Etherington
Our old pal Matty
Running oh so fast with your side parting, looking slightly batty
When you joined the Hammers, you said they were a bigger club
Well enjoy your time in the championship you f**king arsehole mug....

West Ham are dead
They're in the red
The only one to come out with any credit is our Ted
And maybe Dean Ashton cos he's been a f**king flid
How will the Spammers feel next year when he becomes a dustbin lid ?

You wonder why?
You lot get mocked
When Curbishley spends millions on wasters that are crocked
You have Upson and Neill, who basically signed a 3 month deal
Cos he'll soon piss you lot right off, oh yes he f**king will...

And then there's Nige
The 'Wonder' Quashie
Is it really any 'wonder' that you're going down the kazi
he's been relegated before, with 4 different teams
He epitomises West Ham and all their shattered dreams....

And now that's it
I'm nearly done
I'm gonna bash one out now thinking all about the game we won
But one more thing and that's about the fans who think they're f**king great
You ain't, you've only got one song and you look a f**king state

You bunch of t**ts
No f**king class
You can stick those f**king bubbles right up your f**king arse
You've got 'love' tattood on one hand, and 'hate' on the other
& you're slightly mong with 7 fingers cos you're sister is your mother

So i bid farewell
Take f**king care
And remember Tevez and Ashton, we'll give you a fiver for the pair
You thought you were a big club, but it turns out you're not
Now we'll never play you again and i hope you f**king rot.

Posted By: Burge, Mar 17, 11:52:36