what about if, right, yeah, say you had just done a war for about six years, or five,

and whilst it was going on you had to make cakes out of paraffin, clean your teeth with dust and do heaters with candles - say you were still in your Clive Anderson shelter and a pockmarked Leah came in it right quick, bustling, and laid her wares at your feet - would you do a spontaneous combustion so there was just a stockinged shin poking out of the fireplace - or would you do rations?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 14, 14:03:57