as an excuse to leave friday night, I made out people and drink turn nasty after 12.30

like some switch gets pressed, and suddenly everyone falls out

So I left the pub around 00.35, just as one of my mates starts arguing with his mrs, and the liverpool guy next to me has just risen to a man utd's slur of "you know you have 5 stars on your badge for the european cup? Maybe it should have 39 crosses too for the heysel disaster too" (yikes)

So I'm wondering home, and my phone buzz's about 00.45.

Other side of the pub was some fancy dress night, of which one bloke is dress like Taz, and was sat with a lass dressed up as superwoman

Text read "superwoman has just t**tted Tazmanian devil, half 12 indeed!"

Lucky escape

Extended licensing laws, a license to ruin :)

Posted By: pants, Mar 12, 16:59:22