If I were you and you were me,
we'd be as we are, just you and me,
If I were I and you were you,
we'd be as we are, just me and you,
If I wasn't I, and you wern't you,
we'd both be lost, no me or you,
We are as one a shining light,
a guiding star that shines oh so bright,
I write this ode to you my love,
you are a gift from up above,
I'm at the end, I've had enough,
you'll no longer, let me near your muff,
You've changed so much, you were prim and proper,
now you pick your nose and your farts are rotters,
You're hairy legs and big fat bum,
No matter how hard I try I just cannot come,
This is it I'm at the end,
I'm off to find a new girlfriend
Posted By: norfolkbroadslim, Mar 10, 00:24:23
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