some light relief

Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"

Man - "I've got an orange cock!"

Doc - "What?"

Man - "My cock - it's turned orange."

Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"

Man - "Not really"

Doc - "What about stress at work?"

Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"

Doc - "That sounds very stressful."

Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the salary and I feel really appreciated"

Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"

Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete c**t, she nagged non-stop and put me down every chance she got."

Doc - "That sounds stressful"

Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."

Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"

Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits."

Posted By: Dave in France, Jul 7, 16:21:13