after coming out of a night club in sheffield - we'd left the club and he decided to go for a piss up a nearby alley. The old bill caught him mid-flow, and gave him a bit of a caution, and after he'd zipped up, etc, one said "Student are you? What are the coppers like where you from?"
And Barry replied, "I'm from Sheffield, and to be fair, they're all c**ts"
So they arrested him for foul and abusive or some such and gave him a couple of bruises about the body to remember it by.
Happy days.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Mar 8, 10:19:44
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