Who yelled "Old Git" during sex AGAIN yesterday!

Did you tell him to do it, you big f**king bully? Do you get pleasure from undercutting my sexual pleasure by instructing Uncle Peter to yell "Oh, Old Git, give me your flaccid, pulsating member again, you randy, decrepit, Inman-esque stallion" every time things are about to get REALLY exciting? Eh?

The exact same thing happened with Dickson Etuhu, and probably would have done with Mathieu Louis-Jean if he hadn't got injured. Clappy Hughes just started ranting about how Marx "wasn't a philosopher".

Why are you so insistent on destroying my sex life, you f**knut?

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 8, 10:18:51

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