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Luckily, I predicted we'd beat Luton.

We tonked Barnsley who we knew were s**te anyway.

We were a bit unlucky against Derby, which was a bummer.

Net result equals probable safety.

I wonder what Peter Grant will do now?

Get shot of MLJ.

Got a result with Coldplay. Hopefully Chris Brown will come good. (Frnarg)

Lappin is ok, Marshall would have been but got knacked and looks like going back to Scotchland. Chadwick might be ok when he is unknacked.

Worthy overstayed his welcome.

Therefore, PG needs a keeper than can actually keep. A midfielder than can actually midfield and probably a striker that can fill the gap once Earnshaw is flogged. Chances are he's gonna need to find a left back as well.

Doc, Drury, Dublin and Saffers are all sweating on the Axe so expect some cheapo ugly new fizzogs next season.

Apart from that it's a right bugger how we've spunked away all that dosh.

(I left the Barry Fry quote out in order to save space)

The End.

Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 8, 08:57:27