Well I've never tried it

but in the theatre of my imagination the combination provides a repast fit for a king. I am going to write to the Board of NCFC (pasty and pie-fillings sub-committee) and suggest that they conduct an enquiry into the matter. Certainly a better use of their time than considering what failures in the infrastructure of the club led to the signings of the likes of Thorne and that left back (Paddy O'Haha was it?). 'Cos that's only football.

Posted By: CheatingcuntBywater, Mar 7, 13:34:54