As your lawyer I must advise you not to say any more

So far we have established:

You got pissed despite intending not to.
You didn't go home as planned.
You tried to sleep in your car but she (hereinafter "the Nympho") dragged you out of it to sleep in her room.
In fact, you slept not only in the Nympho's room but in her bed.
With the Nympho also in the bed.
You cannot remember exactly what happened, other than that you "didn't f**k her".
Although you wanted to, and she wanted to, and you were drunk, and you were both in the same bed.

DON'T SAY ANY MORE.

Posted By: Old Git, Mar 7, 10:24:21