Anyway, back to the UN

Last summer I invented a new sport. Overgrowing my balcony is a Plum tree. Across the road is a house full of UN t**ts who consistently either blocked my drive or took up *my* parking space forcing me to either have to engage them in conversation or park down the road. Didn't take me too long to work out that the humble Plum when hurled against a UN vehicle was of sufficient mass with which to set off the UN car alarm. Plums are normally in season for about 6 weeks.

Posted By: Tomblander, Mar 6, 14:42:02