So it appears to be a toss off between Paul Dalglish and Uncle Peter then...

...I'd go for UP based purely on Tricky Wicky Woo's carefully drawn up criteria pasted below...

"But I would say that a player who is SO ineffectual that two successive managers can't or won't ever play him is probably even worse than solmeone who's good enough to play, but only just.

Remember - UP is on 6-8k a week, depending on who you believe. One of our highest wage earners, and has therefore spent two years stopping us signing someone we could actually use, and sucking the parachute payments straight out of the club"

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Mar 6, 13:35:23