Good morning true fans of Norwich City

Nigel here, taking a break from dealing with the literally thousands of job offers that are flooding in (where is Fort William anyway?) to give you my thoughts on the way things have been going since I was paid £600,000 of your money not to manage Norwich City (thank you Neil!).

Hasn't the treatment of young players been awful since I left? Poor Chris Martin has scored just 4 goals since I left. Whereas Danny Crow has managed 27 since he and I parted company. That decision just looks better and better.

NIGEL'S MUPPET OF THE WEEK.

Simon Lappin (who he?). Wastes time on the training pitch practising free kicks instead of dribbling round the cones. All very well if he thinks he'll ever be in a position to score a match-winning free kick in the last minute of a crucial relegation battle. But what will he do when confronted by 17 little plastic cones. Muppet. I'd rather have Jason Jarrett every time.

Good bye for now canaries and remember - if you don't agree with me you are not a true fan of Norwich City. Next week I'll explain why it is better for footballers to stand about waving their arms rather than running and jumping.

Posted By: Nigel_Worthington, Mar 6, 10:21:35