inbox - Dickson Etuhu

Dear Wrathers,

Sorry for being such a lazy footballer and not being able to play a pass, my mistress keeps me up all night begging me to get Dion involved in a 3some, and also I have only 35% sight so am unable to distinguish between players and teams. Please forgive me for being s**t, I hope to make it up to you by karate chopping a few scum players and fans in the forthcoming fixture.

Regards

Dickson 'Desmond Samuel Efan Tutu Etoo Ekoko' Etuhu

Posted By: leedsmetcanary, Feb 28, 16:00:56

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