You're not going to believe what just happened to me!!!

OK, there i was, just doing the after noone shuift, whne this bird ocmes and ins says she wants a coffee. I mix up the skinny latte with extra caramel syrup and when I give her the change she holds onto my hand and says "Has anyone told you today how gorgeous you are?" Well to cut a short story even shorter, 6 minutes later she's bent over a sack of finest Arabica out back and I'm nuts deep. Shit she was noisy!!! Then she got all moody and asked me why I hadn't said anything during sex, and hadn't she turned me on or what. She gets in a right old strop and flounces out again!! All she mentioned was something about this board and a bloke from Holland who was "next", s=or something /... what's going on?

Posted By: Starbucks Bloke, Feb 26, 16:44:38