"That was a nice bottle of wine Arsene..."
"I'm sorry, I didn't see the bottle of wine, I was studying the fish knife at the time"
"I see the daffs are coming out in the garden. Lovely"
"No, no, my view is being blocked by the cat. I can't see them"
"Well, I'm off to bed-you coming?"
"I deny I ever said I was coming to bed-what I actually said was that I was going to read the paper"
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