First day at a new job and you're always picked on, ordered off to get some tartan paint, a glass hammer or 'a long weight'.
Pity the poor lighting technician on his first day on the set of chariot-wreck film 'Alexander'. He was told that a certain piece of vital equipment was in a nearby shed, and was ordered in no uncertain terms to get it as soon as possible (by giggling senior members of crew).
The poor techie did as he was told and opened the door to the shed, only to be greeted by the sight of an enraged Colin Farrell, who prior to door opening had been nuts deep doggy-style in a giggling Angelina Jolie, who clearly found the situation hilarious.
Not so Colin, who chased the poor technician through the set, his erection clearly evident through his leather-strapped Greek skirt.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Feb 23, 16:03:12
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