Chris Ewbank - the conversation

True account...
Ewbank, in his 'I am green and so is my monster truck, anti Blair, pro-royal, anti war mode drives past Westminster a few times.
He then stops to address a small crowd.
Having had his rant, a policeman politely asked him to move on, with his truck.
Ewbank replied that it was a free country and he would move when ready.
Mr Plod replied that if he didn't move he would bew arrested.
Ewbank asked the policeman what he would be arrested for, and Plod's riposte was 'Breach of the peace'.
At this point Ewbank displayed his awesome intellect and knowledge of the law. 'You can't arrest me for breach of the peace - it isn't after 11pm'... Cuff him, Danno.

Posted By: Cannydc, Feb 23, 10:49:16