2012 Olympic opening ceremony

If he can refrain from popping his clogs I'd like to see Bruce Forsythe do the compere bit at the opening ceremony. Brucey could use all his legendary style charm and panache to keep a global audience enthused whilst hoards of tracksuited grinning lunatic sportspersons wander around the track whilst the King Charles and old Horseface swap spit. The lights would then dim and they could set alight to Brucies syrup and fire it up into the whatsit as he pulls his now famous pose and pronounces "Good games ..... good games"

Posted By: Tomblander, Jul 6, 20:59:24