Foxtrot hopes for England chance

Floppy haired WOTB star Ottoson Foxtrot today issued a "come and get me" plea to the England Cynicism manager, Ron Sneer. "I'm in really sardonic form at the moment, and I've reduced Simon Jordan to tears twice already this season. I don't know what more I can do, but I'm just going to keep plugging away [not a reference to Peter Thorne btw] at my natural game and hope to catch their eyes. I need to work a bit more on my bathos and hyperbole, but I reckon there's no-one out there who can touch me for irony and cynicism."

Ron Sneer said "Who? Oh yeah, him. One trick pony - THIRTY POUNDS isn't enough to get by at international level I'm afraid."

Posted By: Old Git, Feb 20, 14:42:02