if a blind man goes into a bar and books a holiday to scotland, whilst his dog is sniffing

the odour of a french maid in drag, then what chance is there of cameron diaz finding a stopwatch in a bail of hay and reducing it to tears?

Posted By: leedsmetcanary, Feb 14, 16:27:21

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