if it hasn't, put the front of it through a mangle, or in a cider press, or do a g-cramp

on its head - then it will have a compressed face.

The neighbours can then throw bricks and jelly at it shouting "Fuck off compressed face - stop s**tting on my lazwn you end-of-a-westler's-hot-dog-sausage-s**tarse!"

Posted By: malkybarkid, Feb 14, 16:07:57