My boss obviously left his phone at the pub tonight, as

one of my colleagues has obviously got hold of his phone. So far I have received 4 SMS messages from "him":

"Steve, I like your middle leg"

"Steve I wanted to tell you, I want to love you this weekend"

"I'm gonna fire Rakesh now! YOU ARE MY BITCH!!!"

and

"I love you so much, if you sent me a cute message I will double your salary. And suck your ass, but only if you want that last one!!"

Oh, how he will cringe on Monday when he looks at his sent messages.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Feb 9, 19:27:27