Yes

This means that three months, three days, three hours, three minutes and three seconds after the letter landed you will kiss her for the first time; you will be married three years after that, you will have three children, but then she will leave you for someone with more money and a bigger schlonger than you've got, you will spiral into depression and alcoholism and attempt suicide by throwing yourself off the Eiffel Tower in May, only to find they've strengthened the netting; so you will throw yourself in the river instead and when she gets the letter she will say "I always thought he was in Seine".

Unmistakeable. And unavoidable. Omens are like that.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Feb 8, 11:35:34