I was once driving up Long john Hill, when a cat ran out in front of me being chased by a

dog, I ran over the cat despite braking, I looked in my rear view mirror to see the continuation of the chase, only this time the dog was biting the cat because the cats back legs were f**ked. Compassionately, I got out of my car & saved the cat, I then found out who the cats owners who were known to me as nosepeg & tin tin, I drove them to the vets & the cat was saved & it had come out of it with a broken pelvis. The cat was OK but If I had run over the people I would not have called an ambulance.

Posted By: Lovely old McJob, Feb 2, 14:16:09