got a lad here, kicks ass

came in the other day, had fallen off his bike

and the guy next to him went "you're in late mate, have you s**t the bed"

"shee the bed?"

Which then turned into one of the best 5 minutes of my life, I could karked it there and then with laughter at the other guy explaining the joke

Posted By: pants, Feb 1, 15:02:08