I love Radio 5

Bloke rang in this morning to claim that there were only 375 Muslims in the Britsh Army despite there being 250,000,000 of them here. Nearly as good as the expert they employed to comment on a rape case whose opening gambit was "I don't know anything about this, but I did read about it in the Daily Mail". Don't know if she was left-footed or not though.

Posted By: Norman Norks, Feb 1, 14:30:24