FAO: Steve in Holland

5 Live have reported that the nation with the tallest people is the Netherlands. Used to be You Ess Eh, but apparently years of scoffing junk food has stunted their growth upwards, whilst increasing it outwards.

On a slightly more sombre note, my ex-wife is spending her birthday in Amsterdam this weekend. If you see a heffer roaming the streets blitzed out of its skull, please could you have the authorities put it down.

Many thanks.

Kind Regards

Jimmy Mac

Posted By: Jimmy McNasium, Feb 1, 13:48:04