Americans don't do irony do they?

If so, I despair of this comment from a resident of Indianapolis...

I don't get why all the text is stuff like this "UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR! HHH??rrRRRRRRRRn hhhh! HHHurrRRRRR RRRn hhhh. UUUHHH GGG-rrrr! UUUHHH GGG-rrrrRRR"

And his profile...

Butchieboy

Gender: male
Astrological Sign: Capricorn
Location: indianapolis : indiana : United States

About Me
Drinkin beer and gittin pussy is my middle f**kin name. Bottle rockets and guns are kick-ass. Cats are f**kin gay, dude.

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
It doesn't, fag. It means blue raspberry-flavored. As opposed to red and black raspberry-flavored. Go to the state fair, dumbass!

Interests
Kickin' ass beer meth labs porn rocking huffing quaaludes pistol whippin' hookers cheap booze monster trucks bacon whiskey strippers abercrombe & fitch guns ninjas kung fu noodling getting f**ked up prostitutes

Favorite Movies
roadhouse cabin boy free bird the movie smokey & the Bandit Leprechaun: Back To Tha Hood teen wolf too dolemite gummo goonies Spinal Tap meatballs clash of the titans run ronnie run breaking away Pink Flamingos brazil blue velvet dazed and confused big lebowski star wars

Favorite Music
judas priest snoop dogg red sovine wesley willis kids of widney high ted nugent del reeves kiss merle haggard johnny cash Hank Williams full devil jacket metal

Favorite Books
Juggs Barely Legal Black Tail cheerios box raisin bran box frosted flakes box Victoria's Secret JC Penny Catalogue (bra section) Whatever- I don't read s**t

Posted By: Jimmy McNasium, Feb 1, 13:42:17