Colin may be complacent. But the board aren't - they have acted

in the wake of last night's fiasco. There was an emergency board meeting last night and the board have set up a special sub-committee headed up by Delia to address the crisis head on - with less than 20,000 in the ground many fewer pies were sold than when the ground was full - so the board are turning all their attention to increasing the crucial "pies per punter" ratio. A team of highly experienced pie-filling consultants are being brought from New Crane in to prepare a series of reports - and as an interim measure we are taking 4 pasty crimpers on loan from Ginsters.

Posted By: Norman Norks, Jan 31, 09:51:08