I don't think I had

it was a small example of how petulant some bollocks can get too "so he's 32 then, pants is talking s**t"

Just amazes me in many situations, how a show of hands equates to the truth

Can't stress how great the internet is on mobile phones. I've gained so many beers sticking to my guns

"remember david beckham on that mcdonalds advert"

me "it was scott parker"

"hahahahah no it wasn't dickhead"

"Solomon Campbell"

me "That isn't his name actually"

"derrrrrrrrrrrr what else is sol short for?"

me *few minutes later* "he's called Sulzeer, jewish parents"

:)

Posted By: pants, Jan 30, 18:36:41