tonights arrangements...

team mascots: the krankies

City will be playing in their new Yellow/Green Tarten strip;

The team will enter the pitch to the tune of Donald Where's Ya Trousers;

Braveheart will be played on continuous loop in the changing rooms and bars;

The referees whistle will be replaced by a set of bagpipes;

the match pie will be haggis and onion;

the bars have been restocked exclusively with McEwans, Iron-bru, and Tartan Bitter;

the groundsman is at this moment mowing a fine tarten pattern into the grass;

Allt he players have had their hair dyed Ginger;

Posted By: Pixelman, Jan 30, 14:25:17