I am really enjoying Big Brother this time

because I have not watched any of it. Anyway, had a Par-Tay at my gaff this weekend, bit of a Bar-b-Q and my missus was doing the hostess bit whilst I cremated some assorted chunks of dead former farm inhabitants. Mrs Tombs came out with this pearler of a line when sorting out the seating arrangements "Mum you can sit over there on the soft one, I don't mind sitting on a hard one". My farmer mate sprayed the table with beer and told her loudly she could come and sit on his lap if she liked. Oooh arrr.

Posted By: Tomblander, Jul 5, 14:56:49