One thing that puzzles me about Jade,.......

other than the obvious questions of "Why are you a racist b***h?" and "Fuck me, how did you find a boyfriend even more tedious and, astoundingly, thicker than yourself", is "Why the f**k did you bother having your tits done when you left your 'back end of a Gloucester Old Spot' face alone?"

Posted By: Shilpa Poppadom, Jan 26, 14:52:41